In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.
In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.
Based on that list; here are two ChatGPT generated meal plans, one for a woke person and one for a not woke person (don’t ask about the numbers, it probably can’t count):
Woke Meal Plan:
Breakfast: Avocado toast with quinoa sprinkles (Approx. 350 calories)
Snack: Banana with almond butter (Approx. 200 calories)
Lunch: Quinoa salad with chickpeas, mixed greens, and avocado (Approx. 450 calories)
Snack: Hummus with carrot sticks (Approx. 150 calories)
Dinner: Tofu stir-fry with a side of non-dairy milk (Approx. 400 calories)
Total calories: Approximately 1550 calories
Not Woke Meal Plan:
Breakfast: Bacon and cheese omelette with a side of toast and cow’s milk (Approx. 600 calories)
Snack: Chocolate chip muffin (Approx. 400 calories)
Lunch: Burger and fries with a milkshake (Approx. 1200 calories)
Snack: Cheese and crackers (Approx. 300 calories)
Dinner: Spaghetti-topped pizza with a side of garlic bread and a glass of cow’s milk (Approx. 800 calories)
Total calories: Approximately 3300 calories
These are rough estimates and may vary depending on specific ingredients and portion sizes.
Why does it insist on accompanying dinner with a glass of milk?
For getting a contrast b/w dairy and non-dairy