… Sorry. The “X” to close the image was over the “a” in “catfish” and matched the background color, so it looked like censoring. I didn’t think about it because I use the back button on my phone to close images rather than the X.

Entirely my fault, sorry again!

We’re having sloppy joes!

I understand why many pictures have perceived offensive words censored unnecessarily, but is “cat” or “catfish” really one of those words?

It’s not?

In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.

I learned it from Hair.

Is your username a modem interpretation of OMGWTFBBQ?

They fly now.

They’d know what RTFM meant if they RTFM.

I feel like I saw one of those a very very long time ago, but otherwise, never heard of one. Thank you for the edification!

I briefly thought this was mocking our language or communication or something by showing a sentence diagram, but after the comments revealed it to be loss, I found myself disappointed.

There have been enough times that I’ve stated something obvious and been declared mistaken by the original poster that I’ve learned to hedge my bets. Also, if I pretend to be ignorant of some obvious things, it can be funnier.

If you’d prefer it to be framed another way, I’m a coward.

Presumably the original post was made facetiously, but since a lot of people are talking about special characters in the comments:

I can’t confirm anymore, but besides all the alt shortcuts in the comments, in Windows it used to be that you could open the Character Map from the Start menu, then either copy any character from a chart or select the character to see its alt code.

I believe you can do this with the on-screen keyboard! If you’re using Windows, I think that can be accessed with super+u (but I haven’t used Windows in a long time so I apologize if I misremembered or if this is no longer accurate).

Plus it puts on a Santa hat around Christmas.

I’ve dislocated my shoulder fourteen times; as a result, when I broke my ankle, I just thought it was dislocated as well. I twisted it back into place and tried to stand up on it … Twice … Before my neighbor heard me and gave me the sage advice to stop doing that.

I didn’t know we were among royalty.

I’ve never used Tor or Brave, but if you have a URL to a video you like, you should be able to use it to download your preferred video through a command line interface using a VPN.

It’s also too bad that VPNs don’t work in Texas … Wink wink nudge nudge.

Raising Skinny Elephants Is Utterly Boring … Or so I’ve heard.