Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!
Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!
Did anyone else notice that every single one of those business cards had “acquisitions” spelled incorrectly?
I think it sounds like a great idea. Then Trump and his very best friends can all move to DJTEEZUS and live together on a raft they’ve built out of kfc buckets and 2 liter soda bottles, provided they sign an agreement to stay in their Exclusive Economic Zone and never make landfall.
I’m even happy to suggest they receive weekly air drops of hamberders, sunscreen, and maga hats paid for by Trump’s voter base.
I quit 3.5 years ago using that book and have had 0 cravings since.
Well, see, Pandemic is under the Bidemic umbrella! So is Polydemic but they’re frequently forgotten…
Oh how the tables have turned…
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20220627-how-orange-juice-took-over-the-breakfast-table
“The innovation [of concentrated juice] arrived as Florida growers were dealing with cyclical, massive overproduction. The promise of a new way to make juice that could be kept frozen, then reconstituted in people’s homes, prompted them into even more production, however. They ramped up tree planting in the 1940s. The oranges went to frozen concentrate and eventually, to chilled juice, an industry term for the refrigerated product. If juice could be kept in stasis, held in waiting for a consumer’s glass, then the only problem was ramping up demand as much as possible.”
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“It had taken a few decades, but with the help of advertising and processing technology, the dumping ground for extra oranges was solidly ensconced as its own product, far outpacing oranges themselves in sales.”
I paid real money for a wall calendar that had the months of Feburary and Ooctober.
that to my face
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?