Ooh… capsaicin-powered hot take!
Ooh… capsaicin-powered hot take!
For my Art Metal band, Caligula’s Ring.
For my Spanish-language Hip-Hop Reggaeton crew, Los Zánganos Del Rap.
Full disclosure: I’m not a fan of either genre.
Well damn, I feel like I’m responding to my own soul from the past!
My experience was identical, back in the early 80s.
That gold band around the cigarette is what nudges the whole thing to a whole 'nother level.
STOP!
STOP, UPON ME!
FORCE THE TOOLS AVAILABLE!
YES… I’M ALRIGHT…!
BWA HAHA HAHA HAHA…!
Aqua Cola!
(picture here an image of Inmortan Joe opening the spigots)
Needs one more square on the right-hand side saying “YES”.
I say we take off and drop the ring from Gandalf’s eagles. It’s the only way to be sure.
Starring… a de-aged Brad Douriff, in the role of a lifetime!
Can any mere man wield such ferocious, blinding power?
A terrifyingly, beautiful thing to behold. But only just a glance.
I’m scared, feel like… like an Upper Neolithic man witnessing Nikolai Tesla inside his Faraday cage, as the bright blue electric current crackles and arches all around him.
The red chair of death… to the lumbar region.
also bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe I hAvE aN iNfOrMeD oPiNiOn!
It could be broken down into a couple of further categories somewhere in the middle:
EDIT: on further thought, there’s another one in between those two.
Where probes have orbited - Mercury, Venus, Moon, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn.
Back when Australia was still remote and exotic, before Crocodile Dundee even, a lot of people back in the day thought he sang:
“He just smiled and gave me a bit of my sandwich”,
which would have also made for a fantastic lyric in a very silly way.
Ooh la lá!
Zoot allors!
I don’t know… I think she zoomed past the potato and plowed straight into the ambrosia salad.
Witness me, honey, here, hold my sandwich. Hey kids… KIDS! Settle down back there, jeez… pay attention, we’re about to ride all shiny and chrome.
“AWESOME!”
(proceeds to perform a Clark Griswold station wagon jump)
For a second there, I visualized The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Bible.
The philosopher of choice for mediocre self-entitled pricks with delusions of grandeur everywhere.