Hello. I am a single, middle aged man from midwestern United States. Pic is not me.
I LOVED TA back in the day. I recently bought it again off Steam.
Atari 2600 gamez! Very cool. I still have my 2600 and the TV I used when I was a kid. Both still work.
Also, so glad someone put arcade games on their list.
Ultima IV !!! Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.
I played that on my Commodore 64 and waited a loooong time for the (actually floppy) disk drive to spin up.
I bet most people here don’t know any of the Ultima games.
Cool, thanks. $5 -$6 / month is cheap.
I’ll bite. What is frugal Usenet?
I love this.
You are good at finding videos that fit the situation.
And that “tagless label” is gone after the first wash too.
Doing their best to kill the used clothing market.
Horny balrog?
Poor Gandalf.
Location services off. VPN on. Above average web browser.
What should I do next?
Not sure how common it is now but some cars had a “hill holder” feature that would hold the brake for you when starting on a hill. Makes that whole process much, much easier.
Miss me with this pussy shit, bitches!
You need to punch up your comeback game? I gotchu!
Someone called you a motherfucker? “I found out yo momma so UGLEE her blowjobs count as anal. And she LOOOVES giving me “anal”.”
Someone called you a rebel without a cause? “At least I’m not a faggot without a dick.”
Some comebacks that work for almost anything:
Did you think of that YOURSELF, Einstein?
You’re dumber than you look.
You’re not the brightest bulb in the pack, are you?
You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?
Did your mommy tell you to say that?
Are you always an asshole or only on Fridays?
Are you sure you know what all those words mean?
I’ve been called worse by better.
You go out in public with that face?
Your village called – they want their idiot back.
You’ll never be the man your mom is.
Which circus did you escape from?
Which zoo did you escape from?
Which ape cage did you escape from?
Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Grab a straw, because you suck.
I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain.
If you were a spice, you’d be flour.
It’d be awesome if you used glue instead of Chapstick.