Fishbone

Protect family.

Correction: someone did a study at MIT about aluminum helmets, not tin foil hats. The important distinction being aluminum vs. tin.

Word to the wise: Only buy tin for your protective day wear, as it hasn’t been proven ineffective at blocking radio waves by MIT, unlike aluminum. Stay safe out there!

Quick addendum: This is a bit. Don’t come after me, Big Aluminum.

And that’s definitely the most unhinged thing the AI said in OP’s image.

If ye wish to climb the stairs,

Then first endure our three glares.

For moving, we aren’t in the mood,

Though we may change our tune for food.

And a warning should our bowls lay empty,

Misfortune falls swift and plenty.

So please, appease us kitties three,

Lest ye wake in a bed of pee.