Gotta budget 15 minutes for tying their shoes, 20 if they are doing the tying.
Gotta budget 15 minutes for tying their shoes, 20 if they are doing the tying.
Ok now you’re really grasping at straws.
And who is delivering the votes to empower the forces of regression on those issues? Do they have tax free clubhouses that they hang out in on Sundays perhaps?
Meh, it’s a religion commissioned by a Roman emperor.
The new testament is explicitly pro-slavery, anti-woman, and homophobic.
There’s a whole lot of bathwater, not a lot of baby.
I’m ready for us to stop pretending that there’s some “real” Christianity that is a good thing.
That’s exactly how it works in German.
Gebäude (“built”) for building
Gemälde (“painted”) for painting
Gedichte (“thing that was said”) for poem
I do it to get traffic lights to change before I have to brake.
My friend says “long story short” then spends 25 minutes telling me about every detail of his doctor’s appointment anyway.
Until today I was certain that even the feeblest Intellect, or at any rate those capable of the written Composition of Speech, would be aware that Ocular Rays emitted by our Eyes, which, upon reflecting from external Matter, return Hermes-like to intelligence our Minds, are responsible for the Faculty of Vision; however, to my unfathomable Sorrow and Disappointment, your Missive of today (which has reached me most indisposed) illustrates that this was but a forlorn Hope.
Maaaan, there ain’t no luminiferous ether!
Nah, I want it to be me on the couch.
“Wow you’re a lot saggier and hairier than I expected”
The Democratic party expects their members to pretend that what’s happening in Gaza is not a genocide. They censured Rep Tlaib for saying so in Congress.
I’m gonna vote for Biden if I have to rise from the dead and crawl through broken glass to do so, and I hope everyone reading this thread does.
I’m not willing to pretend he’s not facilitating an ongoing genocide though.
Yes. That’s why you may notice I used the first person singular pronoun in my post.
As a woman who would dearly love a pair of fox ears, if it was possible we would have them.
Also, cat boys are criminally underrated compared to cat girls.
Lots of women like really jacked dudes (and many gay men of course).
I don’t like super lean jacked dudes personally. Give me a big thick rugby player or a 125Kg sumo wrestler any day over a bodybuilder.
I dgaf about indices starting at 0 or 1, I can deal with case-insensitivity, but syntactically significant whitespace drives me up the wall.
This, plus beer and yogurt.
This is way more fun than Ecce Romani