NoSpiritAnimal

Dude looks like he was animated by Pixar.

This looks like the discount and out of season pile at the back of the store. Note the Halloween decorations in the background.

The top isn’t even the real inner boot. You’ll note OP has a weird panel screwed into theirs. Here is an image with both sets:

Here is the bottom of the moon-boot:

Terrific username for posting cloaca facts

If you don’t have a cloaca you can’t use birds

Roll for initiative

Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANAAANAAPHOOOOONE!

I was thinking high stake tie-rack, but this one is better

Good news! The mortality rate is so high it’s unlikely to spread as far as COVID!

I absolutely hate the idea of AI replacing working artists, but the meme possibilities are incredible

Lore accurate LOTR creation story.

Go post a Xanga about it

Yeah if you were a n3wb bitxh and not a 1337 h4x0r like me.

The internet was better 25-30 years ago. No rose glasses needed. It was the wild west, and now we’re just hopping from walled garden to walled garden.

For likes, subs, your personal data, or advertising eyeball time?

My dream home

The Friendzone doesn’t exist, you’re just not compatible together romantically and you made a friend.

I just want portable water not in a plastic container. Also they’re like a buck fifty.

Wade got it from Peter Freuchen

Edit: Holy shit Wade Davis, from Wikipedia

In 1983, Davis first advanced his hypothesis that tetrodotoxin (TTX) poisoning could explain the existence of Haitian zombies.[10] This idea has been controversial and his 1985 follow-up book (The Serpent and the Rainbow) elaborating upon this claim has been criticized as containing scientific inaccuracies.[11] One is the suggestion Haitian witchdoctors can keep “zombies” in a state of pharmacologically induced trance for many years.[12] As part of his Haitian investigations, Davis commissioned the exhumation of a recently buried child.[13][14] (Dead human tissue is supposed to be a part of the “zombie powder” used by witchdoctors to produce zombies.) This has been criticized as a breach of ethics.[12][15]