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Lol. We don’t use separate plates unless we are served them at a restaurant.

Meanwhile, in English:

Yoo-hoo! Thereau thoroughly thought ‘twas you, Hugh, who threw Theaux through the tough dough trough.

Thou laughed, though! No? He ought not’ve thought aught of it.

We mostly order loose leaf from Adagio. Though I might try Yunnan Sourcing soon. No shop near us sells loose leaf in any appreciable variety or quantity.

Mr Game & Watch has entered the building.

Until milkshakes get involved.

Failure to Netflix and chill.

Mercury: you were warned to limit your fish consumption!

1. Briefs because our balls get in the way and our sweaty scrotum sticks to our legs. The leg bands of the briefs sit up in the crease and separate the sack from the thighs.

2. Boxers because some folks don’t like restriction and want airflow to our sweaty balls. Also they come in more fun patterns.

3. Because that’s what our parents bought for us as kids. It’s not an important enough part of our wardrobe to change if it’s working for us. No one is supposed to see them in public anyways.

Who said all shills were paid?

Reminds me of:

When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Arthur Conan Doyle (as Sherlock Holmes), The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes, #9)

I hate that punctuation is “supposed” to go inside quotation marks. If you doing anything more complex than a simple statement of a quote, you run into cases where it doesn’t make sense to me.

Did he say “I had pancakes for supper?” and Did he say “I had pancakes for supper”? mean different things to me.

Similarly: That jerk called me a “tomato!” and That jerk called me a “tomato”!

It feels to me that the first examples add emphasis to the quotes that did not exist when originally spoken, whereas the second examples isolate the quote, which is the whole point of putting it in quotation marks.