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“When your wife won’t fuck you anymore and neither will your daughter.”
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“When your wife won’t fuck you anymore and neither will your daughter.”
Why can’t I have no kids and three money?
I used to visit a classic forum like this. One person really carried the conversation and then suddenly disappeared and the forum died. Still have no idea what happened to them. Hope they just got bored or preoccupied with life.
That was one of my favourite episodes of Monstrum.
It’s been so long since I read Manly Guys. Time for a re-read from the beginning.
My favourite part of this movie was that they directly call out WB by making an unnecessary sequel mandate part of the plot.
Unlimited ducks? Did they learn nothing from Red Lobster’s hubris?
I’m paranoid about this. When a game has a “junk” tab in the inventory with an option at stores to “sell all junk,” I know there’s going to be a quest to give a generic silver ring or a jade statuette to someone.
I think chubby bisexuals are classed as “pandas”
I never understood this debate. Of course a woman would feel safer with a large gay man at her side.
Frozen yolk hurt.
Got a hot ‘n’ ready pepperoni on sale, straynjuh.
New Dark Souls great sword just dropped.
I am frog-fluid. Some days I am a frog and others I am not frog.
One bomb to kaboom them all, and in the darkness kablam them.
Bloodborne Hannibal: “You gotta eat the 1/3 umbilical cord.”
I was on NG+++ before I threw my first fireball. I like to imagine my character chuckling at the novelty before going back to smashing things with the Demon’s Greataxe.
Movie-Kili really misinterpreted the last one.