I have a hard time handling all the bad shit in the world. I noticed lately I open Lemmy much less because of all the doom posts. I already deleted reddit and disabled YouTube. Lemmy is all I have left as social media, but it’s getting less attractive by the day.
They don’t even check my ID anymore 😢
Every movement with a gun sounds like there’s a loose screw in it (it always clicks). Also it usually has a clip of 300+ bullets.
Every mouse or keyboard input into a computer, every loading bar, every screen popping up makes screaching sounds. Except when having a failing DVD drive or broken hard disk I’ve never heard any computer making these sounds.
A secret tracking or listening device has a blinking red light and beeps.
Every car, always with airconditioning, drives with open windows because of the window reflections. Even during rain, extreme heat or highly contagious zombies trying to bite you through the open window.
Yes, just like Americans they think it’s their country and the original inhabitants have no place in their country.
Damn, you beat me to it.
It could kill a European, if consumed by a European. However, it is consumed by an American, so it kills an American.
If I had a kid, it would be against my wishes. Take it, the second one too if it would ever get there.
“to verify you are really watching, raise your right hand, look to your left, cut off your ear”
It’s a myth, I can’t be real
Kid or kidney, your choice
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Hahaha watching an Otomatone cover of Take On Me. Worth watching the ads!
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This is only 2025, a year later they also want a list of the people you love the most so they can kidnap one to demand you buy Premium, which will mean they will get you premium looking ads instead of shitty looking ads.
Shooting balls of fire might be medieval, but the IDF doesn’t care about rules of war and Geneva convention anyway. “eh war crime shmore crime, am I right?”
I’m in (the top of) this image and I don’t like it.
I recently read a post of someone saying he loves fucking with people by going on forums commenting on unsolved issues “I managed to solve it! Finally!” without saying how nor never replying to people asking what he did. So you might have seen him.
He sounds like Putin. A fascist shouting “they are fascists and I’m the only solution”. Hitler did that too, he blamed the jews for acting elitist and racist towards the Germans. It’s kind of a fascist and narcissist thing to do, blaming others for what you are / for your mistakes to hide what you are / hide your mistakes.
Spike these with cyanide and Trump rallies will be empty.
So do they have lead in them by any chance?
Partly true, there isn’t much I’m subscribed to so I’m through the list fairly quickly. I’m having a hard time finding stuff I find interesting but isn’t junk. Generally, stuff happening in the world interests me, but lately I’m having a hard time handling all the bad shit.