ITeeTechMonkey@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•The Supreme Court rules that state officials can engage in a little corruption, as a treatEnglish
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7 days agoChief Justice Roberts yelling at Justice Thomas, “Thomas ya really fucked our reputation with all your blatant corruption.”
“Ah fuck em, I think people are only jealous. They can’t be corrupt and get away with it like I can.”, Thomas quips
“You greasy old scumbag! You just gave me the best way we can get the other branches off our ass!” Roberts exclaims.
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