“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.
“Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”
“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.
*gasp* my gluten allergy.
That kidz bop joke is so good that I can’t even argue in favor of “bop” as I intended to.
Ni__a and slut, in that order. I’m getting all of this thirdhand. TikTok is beyond salvation.
*ahem* grape, unalive, r*dditor, 🅱️🅱️, sewerslide, bop.
Exactly. Sometimes you require only a texture and cauliflower runs the gamut from crunchy to creamy. I don’t want to stock my fridge with 400 ingredients and let indecision lead them all to the dumpster, so a daily driver like cauliflower is incredibly useful. Learning to mix colors is fundamental to painting. Same premise here.
Pretty much. If you want tangible change, locate your closest billionaire and eat them. If you just want a taste of the decent box, come to Europe.
I want you to imagine an indestructible box filled with all the world’s comforts. How do you craft it? How do you procure the materials to craft it? How do you search for the means to find the materials to craft it? Hard questions without a simple solution.
Now I want you to picture a decently sturdy box filled with some neat stuff. And now I want you to picture yourself bashing it to pieces. Pretty doable, right?
It’s easy to break something of value, it’s near impossible to craft the invincible. Especially when half of your team is actively bashing.
The rarity of trolls is nice. The near absence of advertising accounts is immeasurably gratifying. Valuing both privacy and Linux is…
If the library were a filthy Roman construct then Vandalizing it is the only correct option. Hail Gunderic!
The slope has been paved and lubricant applied. Let the slipping commence.
Your blasphemy accelerates us towards the inevitable. As you and the society you poison drown in denim, let my warnings echo across the vacuous chasm of your morality.
Every time she puts on her Jammies, I imagine she’s excited to wake up 160 dollars richer.
Baggy has always looked goofy. A stylish pair of pants should, ideally, make someone glance at your bits and bobs. Taut enough to accentuate but loose enough to tickle their curiosity. Baggy pants have always offered either too much or too little information. There’s no reveal when your groin is in plain view and there’s too much mystery when your pants offer no outline. If the realm of questions includes “what’s that smell” or “did they hide a whole rotisserie chicken?” then something has gone awry. Don’t allow this to become acceptable again.
Shoot, I was just referencing the modern interpretations of fae, but that’s absolutely fascinating! As recompense for unintentionally misleading you, here are a few of my favorite fairy artworks by Arthur Rackham
Could you offer what you know?
Just adding to this, some foods are actually irradiated for preservation purposes. If you’ve purchased premium ____, you may have had a bit of irradiated food. Given that widespread dna breakdown hasn’t occurred across the entire planet, irradiated matter is usually harmless.
I’m sure you can see how I could make that mistake. My bad
Or just eat pure sugar and take a multivitamin.
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Jesus, sometimes you forget how calorie dense seed oils are. Hilariously, adding more sugar to the recipe would actually reduce the calories/serving. turns out it’s 3/4 cup
There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.