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I refuse to believe he isn’t trolling for sake of my brittle sanity
Wait I mean he definitely is trolling
I haven’t had enough coffee for double negatives
I refuse to believe he isn’t trolling for sake of my brittle sanity
Wait I mean he definitely is trolling
I haven’t had enough coffee for double negatives
Wield your relic with justice chosen
What did you see Jack Douglas what did you see!
I’ve had friends who are girls who like it and my gf who likes it but also thinks it’s weird describe it like this
To muscly older women fighting over you
And ya know when they explain it like that, I get it
“But they’ll make bigger boards and bigger nails until they destroy themselves”
I love Al too but why are so many companies trying to put him in every product. I isn’t think one man can pump out that much art and text
I don’t swing that way but it’s truly unfortunate 😔
My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mine
I am too dumb to people
Just one of those days
Well I love my dog but not like that
Nasty
Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog
Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar
Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable
I think some vr headsets have them so it’s not like you need a huge package either cus it’s 95% screen
This sounds like something right out of a sci-fi dystopia
Sell your brain to a rich as a drug. Sometimes reality is more absurd than fiction
Also I’m pretty sure Mr. Burns would do this so ig it all checks out
Edit: if this is satire in my defense I have had very little coffee all day
Idr it was so long ago
I don’t think so since I made this one first
I have a lemmy.world account i forgot the password to, does that count?
“Oh im just trying out instances I’ll remember, it doesn’t NEED to go into my password manager” -someone with adhd
If they die, lemmy dies
Tysm for your service men