Ah yes, the only illegal part is the rape.

I read this in Steve Austin’s voice

Originally rednecks were the hillbillies that wore red neckerchiefs at the battle of Blair mountain. They fought against Pinkertons who were hired by the coal mines to break up the rednecks who had taken over the company property.

That may have changed since the blue collar comedy tour, but originally rednecks were the works seizing the means of production.

The lack of object permanence solution to the trolly problem.