You touch your bare shit covered ass?
I bought a cheap $30 Chinese bidet that uses water pressure to blast the shit crust off without touching anything or even getting off the toilet seat, then I wipe dry with TP.
Your setup looks and sounds barbaric.
Of course a field artillery (aka “Fister”) officer would authorize this degenerate shit during duty hours.
That looks too small to pack 20rds of .308cal, so if it’s a .556mm/223cal it’s still insufficient to kill any cryptid.
M14 with what looks like a 10 round mag using a cheap 10x60 optic? You are most likely a Californian or Canadian using an ineffective firearm against cryptids.
Real Americans use a drum fed semi-auto shotgun loaded P++ .50 caliber deer slugs or a 30-06 cal AR-10 with 25 round mag using a magnified Trijicon optic.
The only difference between American cheese and regular cheese is the arbitrary amount of water remaining within the cheese. Go fuck yourself back to Hexbear, troll.
Sounds like Stockholm Syndrome.
Yes, OP. Go forth and embrace the sloot you’ve sometimes imagined to be. Free yourself.
Most of the entire internet cannot run without Cloudflare for a reason. Just buy directly from the source.
This is likely the third time I’ve seen this dude posting “woe is me” here, getting amazing great advice to see a therapist, and completely fucking ignores it.
OP go see a fucking therapist.
If you take the word of a Hollywood comedian for facts, you have gone full fucking stupid.
No one that listens to him takes what he or his guests say seriously, unless he rarely features a scientist talking uninterrupted for three hours, which I cannot find anyone else who does this.
The only problem is that they do not pay commensurate to similar jobs in non-gov positions.
Oh, and also for many gov jobs you must conduct mandatory quarterly drug tests to ensure you are in compliance to federal drug laws.
Oh, and also you must submit fingerprint and/or DNA samples to gov databases in case you are/ become a criminal and they can use it against you.
Oh, and also you must disclose many financial, foreign family, or unusual hobbies, so they can legally deny you things such as certain rights in case you are in a job that requires security clearances or NDAs.
Oh, and also, it’s difficult to promote to higher pay positions unless you grease the right hands and network the right people or simply be lucky right-place-right-time, you will simply stagnate in your place for a long time (or just simply be furloughed).
Oh, and also, if the gov shuts down, you don’t get paid.
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I read all of that and determined that OP is likely suffering from manic psychosis.
Unless if you use Arch btw
Their admins are trash, troglodyte fascists. They banned me for disagreeing with someone’s opinions and calling them out for being pro-Hamas/pro-terrorism. Fuck them.
Yeah, that dumbass doesn’t realize the EU has been using passport photos to allow Interpol to build a database since back in 2010.
Thank you for the interesting read.
I’m only kidding about the barbarism; any use of any bidet elevates people above others. You are likely sophisticated, intelligent and attractive for simply removing the chance of “swamp ass” completely out of the equation, regardless of your methods.