• yeehaw@lemmy.ca
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    5 months ago

    To use “u”, “ur”, and “your” in the same sentence is mind-blowing.

  • 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 months ago

    When your kid tells you he’s VERY HUNGRY and you do this wonderful meal, and he takes 2 bites and says he’s full 🤬. At that moment, those 2ms after he says that, you really hate that little fucker’s guts.

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      5 months ago

      We had to feed next door’s kid one day because of some family emergency.

      “How many fish fingers do you want?”

      “Two”

      Sits down, eats one.

      “You said you wanted two…”

      “I only ever eat one but my mum always puts two out because she thinks it looks mean if she only gives me one.”

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    5 months ago

    in case of cats, you just gotta learn that if they want to be with you they would be already there so no point in carrying them

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      5 months ago

      that’s true but my cat HAVE to watch me while I shower. If I close the door and leave her outside she’ll scream like someone is breaking her bones. I’m seriously afraid someone is going to call ASPCA, so I just carry her to the bathroom when I’m going to take a shower or I’ll have to stop mid-shower to open the door.

      Things cats makes us do…

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    5 months ago

    That works both ways. I took my cats to the vet yesterday. They only realized it wasn’t a camping trip when we pulled out without packing the dogs or any gear.